Making Africans Proud: Actors Idris Elba & David Oyelowo receive Order of the British Empire titles.

Yesterday Dec. 30th, British actors Idris Elba and David Oyelowo were on Queen Elizabeth's New Year's Honors list and both received OBEs for their services on the big screen.

"Awards and honors come in all shapes and sizes and all as significant as the other. But this is beyond special as it comes from Queen and country, and I couldn't be more proud for receiving this right now. What a year. On me head son!" Idris said in a statement.

"To be honored by the Queen in this way having been aided by her son's charity feels like a beautiful full-circle moment," David Oyelowo said.

Rat Diary... Episode 3

#Rat Diary
Episode 3
As the cat confronted us,The two bodyguards stood forward to face the cat. The cat's name was JAgaban, he was the well known terrorist in the whole gutter road of IJeBU. All the rats in the IJEBu dare not pass the gutter without giving  jagaban his tax. Rats couldn't pass the main road because of the motorcycle and cars and the thundering footsteps of humans. Jagaban had various rats slave, he enslaves  all rats that wanders about without paying his tax. The two bodyguards had faced jagaban to tell him that they were from Ratclan. "Did you pay your tax before passing this gutter today? " jagaban asked "of course, our leader rattus has sacrificed two of the rats in ratclan as tax for free passage in the gutter today" one of the Linda bodyguards replied. Jagaban refused to acknowledge the tax paid, he said that the tax first paid is for Going that they've failed to pay Coming Tax. While the jagaban and the two guards were discussing about the tax payment, i was so worried about the furious jagaban, i feared that he'll eat us all. Jagaban was getting angrier as we failed to pay up his tax. He was about to enslave us as i immediately sacrificed my self as a tax for the freedom of Linda and the two guards. Linda was worried about me, she couldn't do anything but appreciated my favour as she left me and the crazy cat.
*Jagaban was a wicked cat, in his hole he had about 200 rats enslaved. Jagaban took one rats as meal daily. Some rats procreate in his hole and their children get eaten by Jagaban.

The Enemity between cat and rat is an unending.More Generations to come, rats would always be an enemy of cats.  We Rats are stronger  than Cats but not it in the way you're thinking. Physically, cats might boast about strength but rats are smarter and clever than the cats. (That's why Jerry defeats Tom).

Jagaban the cat was terrorising rats bkos of his physical advantage over the rats in IJebu, but the rats are still going to be the champion at the end. To me, I'll say the rats are heros and cats are villians, and the heroes are always one step ahead the villians.
I was in among hundreds of rat that had been enslaved by jagaban , and am now a slave of jagaban the wicked cat. I hated the situation i got myself into, in borno, i had never had an unpleasant experience. I sacrificed by self bkos of a beautiful rat lady i met for a day. A rat lady that will never accept my love if i proposed to her bkos she's already married. I was wondering maybe linda was thinking of the sacrifice i made for their passage. I tot she may also that linda might had forgotten about me and she's already having fun with her husband.
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As for linda back at the rat clan, she was so worried about how i gave myself up. Linda disturbed her husband, rattus to organize on how to save me in the cats hole. 'i can't go to the Cat for an ordinary rat that you  met for a day' rattus said 'let's just leave him to die' rattus added. 'how can u talk like that, the rat saved my life, must you be this shallow... At least that rat is a rat like you'linda argued. 'dont you dare compare Another lowlife rat with me!' rattus got furious. Rattus was wondering how Linda could be so hard on saving a stranger rat,  a rat that was not part of the rat clan. "You are a coward Rattus, why would you talk like this.. I used to think you are a good hearted rat, but i jst discovered that you're an heartless rat... You're a disgrace to ratkind... If u won't save berry, i will... "linda replied angrily. Rattus was so annoyed, he gave linda a merciless beating and ordered the guards of rat clan to lock linda up in a hole and cover the  hole with a bunch of papers.

Comin soon... Episode 4

M.I reveals his fear about fair ladies

M.I has opened up on his phobia’s,
confessing to Potpourri (Vanguard) in
an interview that he lives in mortal fear
of fair girls because he believes most of
them are not natural.
He said before he would take one for
a wife he would need to see a picture
of her as a child just to make sure
she is naturally fair and not
artificial.
According to him, most girls have
bleached their skins for so long that
it almost looks natural. He said;
“Talking about the physical side of
what I want in a woman, I want
my children to be tall, so, she must
be tall because I am not tall. Then I
don’t care about complexion. If she
is fair, that would be a problem
because I would have to see her
childhood picture to confirm if
she’s natural or artificial. Most
ladies that claim to be fair or
appear to be fair these days get
unnatural means to achieve it. So,
getting her childhood picture would
tell me all I need to know
concerning her true complexion”,
he declares
He however conceded that he would
take in any girl claiming to have got
pregnant for him if he has the proof
that they have had sexual relations
before.
“Yes, if I have a proof that we have
been together and done it because I
believe that the best way for a child
to be raised is for both parents to be
around.
Look at somebody like 2Face he has
shown love to all his kids and they
are very close. Not only that, he has
also maintained a good relationship
with the mothers. When such
situations arise, the best you can do
is to make the most of it by staying
true to yourself and be fair to all
concerned”

Tiwa Savage Trends as she wore something uncommon to perform

Mavin First Lady, Tiwa savage wore something uncommon to perform on stage as she wore designed sack of rice.

she shared this on Instagram
yesterday and captioned it
"Osheee so today I decided to
perform in a sack of rice
@bellanaijaonline do you concure"

I think she had brought a new fashion trend to Nigeria

The Headies Award Postponed

The 2015 edition of the annual music
awards- The Headies- has been
postponed to Friday, January 1 2016.
The Headies, one of the most coveted
awards in the Nigerian music
industry, was initially scheduled to
hold on Wednesday, December 30.
Organizers of the awards announced
the postponement on Monday,
December 28.
While stating no reason for
rescheduling the awards show,
representatives of the organisers
said : “The postponement adds
another opportunity for the
organizers to deliver an event many
expect to be truly remarkable.”
The new date of The Headies awards
clashes with the January 1st concert
of veteran comedian, Ali Baba.
The Headies 2015, which is put
together by Smooth Productions, will
be hosted by dancer, Kaffy and
comedian, Bovi.

Funny misuse of English by Nigerians

Look what I found today in the dictionary

Headies To be postponed to Jan01

The 2015 edition of the annual music
awards- The Headies- has been
postponed to Friday, January 1 2016.
The Headies, one of the most coveted
awards in the Nigerian music
industry, was initially scheduled to
hold on Wednesday, December 30.
Organizers of the awards announced
the postponement on Monday,
December 28.
While stating no reason for
rescheduling the awards show,
representatives of the organisers
said : “The postponement adds
another opportunity for the
organizers to deliver an event many
expect to be truly remarkable.”
The new date of The Headies awards
clashes with the January 1st concert
of veteran comedian, Ali Baba.
The Headies 2015, which is put
together by Smooth Productions, will
be hosted by dancer, Kaffy and
comedian, Bovi.

The Rat Diary

The Rat Diary
*Episode 2
RatClan was a peaceful
environment for all the rats living there. Rattus was the bravest ,so he was crowned the Leader of the Village . Rattus has a story that he had killed a Cat b4,No one no know maybe its real but rattus had many followers that hails him and spread the legend news of Rattus.
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When i first got to Ijebu i knew about RatClan through Linda, the most beautiful female in RatClan. I was in a gutter sniffing for something to eat in the dry land of IJEBU when i met linda.Linda was also looking for one of her Children when we met in the Gutter. Linda was a mother of 19kids and she was married to Rattus. I was busy sniffing my nose to the floor and i just jammed Linda,as i looked up i saw the most beautiful rat I've ever met,she was escorted by two other rats as bodyguards(as the leader's wife she was respected ).  'You are from which house? 'linda asked. I told her i just arrived into the city. She said to me that am welcome to Ijebu. I didn't even know that i was in ijebu, i had been walking in gutters without destination since when i survived the bombing in borno. Linda told me she was on a mission to find her troublesome kid that had escaped from the House. I took pity on her and considered how worried she would be as she was looking for her kid, so i volunteered to help the search party and of course i needed to see more of a beautiful female rat's face.
We toiled up and down but we didn't  find linda's Kid at the end of the day. I didn't like the look on Linda's face that day we failed  to see i child. 'is the kid you're looking for the only child?' i was forced to ask this Ask this question when i saw how sad Linda's face. 'Mother superior  has 18 kids' one of Linda's bodyguard replied. I never knew i was walking with a wife of a leader in rat pack, i wondered how humble Linda placed herself,  had it not been the bodyguard that had called her mother superior, i couldn't figure out her position, she had humbly chatted and played with me all along the time we were searching for her kid. I so much respected linda character, while we were searching with the two bodyguards i never knew they were Linda's bodyguard. Linda's mother's love was commendable also, i wondered  how could a mother of 19kids cry for the loss of a single one. Linda remembered me of my mother,my mom was the best thing that happened to me. Before she died, my mom would always feed me with cakes(we rats so much love cakes). I remembered once when my mom went to smuggle some cakes, she almost got killed bcos of getting cake for me.
*It was getting late and linda couldn't find her kid, The bodyguards advised linda to get back to ratclan b4 their leadet, rattus get worried. I was about to part ways with Linda when she invited me to come stay with the rat pack in the ratclan.i wanted to reject the offer but it was like a charm on me bkos i couldn't turned down the offer of beautiful linda.
*We were about getting to the ratclan when we met an angry cat in the gutter road.

*"watch it, how dare you try to pass in my gutter road",it was an angry cat threatening us on our way to the rat clan. I was so scared at the moment i heard a Cat's voice.

*Episode2 Ends.. Stay Excited for episode 3

New Online Stories* The Rats Diary*

#The Rats Diary
Episode01

My name is Berry the rat. Are you wondering  how rats might have a life. Of coz rats do live their lifes just like humans.Trust me, this story is based on true life story.
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Rats can be a despised  and rejected  by humans  but rats are still  the best kind of living  things  that can happen to the Earth. I personally  see myself as a very special rat.
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Rats live in packs in each human house and we try to clear  up some unfinished  foods of your  house,and of course maybe you are too careless  to open ur food and you fail to keep them away from our reach, we try to help u eat the part we can eat and leave  the rest. One thing commendable about us is that we'll  never eat up ur food items, we just try and eat a bit and leave the rest. But its funny  as human throw away food items that we might have given some bite. I need to clear it to u guys that we don't  spread virus... I mean... We are not bats in the bush that share ebola virus. We rats are meant to be like pets,though there's a story behind rats not being kept as pets in Nigeria and I'll be revealing this story to u guys later in this story.
*Life as a rat in Nigeria is full of adventure...we travel from places to places to get a better place to feed. I'm sure no human being can travel within the country as we rats do. Name it... Kano, kaduna, jos, lagos, borno and many other states.
I was born in Borno. I loved my parents so dearly, they named me berry because i was born in a Fruit shop were berry was sold and also my mother delivered me while terrorising a berry fruit in the shop. I loved the name berry especially when i discovered that white people are also named berry.
Unfortunately for my parents they got burnt  by one of the massive bombing in borno state and i survived with some injuries.
After i survived that bombing and i traveled to Ijebu in ogun state. Ijebu is a very hard state for rats. Although, in the houses we stayed in ijebu there was no one trying to kill us but there was no leftover food for us to feed on, most people in ijebu are the most stingiest people u can ever leave with. They normally have their food kept far away from us. I met some pack of rats that we lived together in an old woman house. The house was a big one but the old woman is a loner. She lived alone, her children had left her all alone. People  said that the woman was a witch  and this made people flee from her. I and the pack of rats lived alone in a big room, the old woman  never cared of us living with  her.the only issue was that she had all her food well kept in a chained cupboard (she was an ijebu witch indeed). We rats only fed on papers and clothes of the old woman's children  tha lived in the room we are presently living .
The room was like a big village  to the rats,We called it RATCLAN. We had a population  of over 127rats(we conduct census everynite to confirm none of us had died during the day).
We also had a leader rat who was Rattus.
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Follow up this Blog to read Episode 2.

Stories That Touch:::I almost got killed after being lured into sex by a Stranger

This is a true story of an
unforgettable near death experience
I had on the night of 24th December,
2015 that changed my life forever. I
decided to share this story here not
because I want you to castigate me
for my act (you can’t castigate me
more than I have castigate myself),
but because I believe a lot of people
will learn from it and thereby avoid
the pitfall in the coming 2016.
It all began when I attended the
night church service held in my
village. I came a little late so I wasn’t
opportune to get a seat. I had to
stand up for the mass. After standing
in the cold for about an hour, my
legs began to shiver, I decided to
walk toward the church gate and
back to stretch my near stiffed knees.
As I got to the gate, I stood for a
while and then turn around to walk
back when I heard a female voice
from the dark corner of the gate; she
said, “it’s boring right? “. I walked
toward her to get a clear view of who
was talking; I saw a light skin girl
sitting on a small flower pavement. I
asked her “what’s boring?”. “The
service , the night, everything” She
replied. It was obvious she wanted us
to have a conversation, so I quickly
sat down beside her.
To cut the story short, from our little
conversation I got to know that her
name is Aderoke, her father is from
Ogun state while her mother is from
my village. She was born and
brought up in lagos and can’t speak
or understand Igbo language
(meanwhile the service was
coordinate in igbo language). This
was few things I was able to get from
her before she told me she was
shivering due to the cold. As a sharp
guy i reasoned she wanted me to
cuddle her, so I told her to draw
closer so I can hold her. Without
hesitation she moved closer and
placed her head on my shoulder
while I placed my hand around her
waist.
Everything went so fast, before I
could say “bingo!” We were already
into deep romance: kissing and
groping . In the climax of it all she
held me and whisper in my ear ” s*x
me please”. As I look around for a
more hidden corner, a part of me
was persuading me to control my
urge that she could be an agent of
darkness sent to destroy me, and
another part of me was telling me
not to lose the opportunity that she’s
just a lonely girl in need of some fun.
I fell for the latter. I got a more
hidden corner were we began to
have it; first she bend low while I got
on her back ; after awhile she
suggested I sit on a pavement there
while she climb on top.
Few minutes afterward, I felt a
sudden sharp pain on my butt, I
thought it was an ant or something
similar, but the pain grew bigger.
With a trembling voice I told her to
stop and get down that I think
something bit me, but she was so
carried aways that she couldn’t hear
me out. As the pain kept increasing ,
I had to push her out of me . I stood
up, flash my phone touch in the
pavement and there was a long big
snake rowed up . The strange girl
screamed and ran away. By then I
was already feeling dizzy and
fainting, I managed to pull myself
back into the church premises and
disclose to someone that I have been
bitten by a snake after which I lost
conscious of myself. I heard I was
even fuming from the mouth.
After 2 days of serious traditional
treatment, I regained consciousness.
When I was asked to explain how I
got bitten by a snake in the church, I
didn’t know what to say. I can’t
believe I nearly lost my life because
of a few minutes romp with a total
stranger, it’s a very shameful thing
to tell your family. The only person i
finally told the true of what
transpired was a man of God; whom
after praying, disclosed to me that
the strange girl has a jealous
spiritual husband who is a serpent.
So the snake that bit me wasn’t
ordinary.
I believe God gave me a second
chance for a reason. And I have
sworn never to continue my careless
lifestyle, I have given my life to God
and anything premarital s*x is not
for me anymore. I know it’s not easy
to overcome temptation of
premarital s*x, but I believe with
pray and determination we can
overcome anything.
My people join me and
thank God for my life, and at the
same time learn from my story. For
the seek of your family and loved
ones, stop living a careless life, Stop
sleeping around with strangers, so
many people knowingly or
unknowingly have spiritual spouse,
some of who are viciously jealous .
s*x is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try
and live a safe life in 2016.
I pray God see us all through in Jesus
name: Amen!

Meet The Worst Personality Of All Time In Nigeria

He might be searching for fame, but not in the right way.
Meet The Most annoying personality of the Year 2015. VIC-O
The self acclaimed 'best rapper' has been causing controversy on net as he has been trying to gain everyone attention by throwing shades at the Nigeria's favourite artistes. Vic O has called out all rappers in Nigeria for rap battle. As if that's not enough, the Calabar VicO had also wasted his time, energy, money and also his MB- just as Falz the bahd Guy said on MTV most controversial moments in 2015 to record a diss track for the Foreign Rappers, Drake and Meek Mill titled Rip Drake and Meek.
Vic O has consequently been seen at the scene of gross misconduct as he had also uploaded his nude picture on his twitter page recently.
To top it all. VicO has gotten his image so tarnished to the extent that he was restricted from entering the recent #OLIC2 concert. VicO was restricted from entering the concert by the bouncers at the entrance.

I hope with this few Scenes of Vic O's stupidity that I've made in your mind,I hope u can now agree how Jack Ass a personality can be to be the worst personality in 2015

Changin Your Phone ImEI without Root made easy!

Finally, we can now tweak imei without rooting your
device. Before proceeding, let me tell you the full
meaning of “IMEI” …. IMEI stands for International
Mobile Station Equipment Identity.
Now without wasting time, follow the procedure listed
below to change your Android IMEI to Blackberry
IMEI.
1. Download ‘Mobileuncle Tools‘ from here , Google
PlayStore or search for ‘Mobileuncle Tools‘ on google
2. Install it and Run/Open it
3. Click ‘Engineer Mode’
4. Click ‘Engineer Mode (MTK)’ ….Open it and click
on MTK Settings Then wipe your screen
to left site to see Connectivity options.
5. Scroll down to CDS Information and tap on it. Now
scroll your screen from ‘Right to Left’ side
6. Now you should see ‘Connectivity as the Option
Menu
7. Click ‘CDS Information’
8. Click ‘Radio Information’
9. Now select the sim you wish to change it IMEI, Note
Phone 1 is Sim 1 and Phone 2 is Sim 2
10. As many MTK Device comes with 2sim, the Sim 1
is always set default to 3G enable
11. Click ‘Phone 1′
12. Now you should see AT+
13. Now Type ‘EGMR=1,7”Your 15 digit BB IMEI’
14. After typing that click ‘SEND AT
COMMAND”
15. You should see a Notification message displayed at
the bottom of your phone screen, saying AT command
is Msend…
Now Close everything and restart your phone
Good luck.

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